Quandocumqu’ aliquid aio… evenit caca
Quandocumqu’ aliquid aio… evenit caca
Da mi crustula, mille, deinde… uh, deinde mille.
…TEAR·EASE, YOCK, TOT·TUSSE·TALL·TOE; WEE! SUPER·ROOM, SIGH, WHY·MEMOREM·YOU·KNOWN, IS·O’BEEROMM. MULL·TACO·KETT·BELLOW·PASS·USS, DUMB·CON·DARE·A·TURBANM. INN·FUR·RED, K’WAY·DAY·OWES, LOTTA’YO, GENA·SOON, DAY·LA·TEA·NUMB.
Seek tron, sit, glow, r’Aene’sanity.
To have one set of letters for two different tongues drives me totally up the wall.
IN·VINO·WHATEVER
(Source: lazyyogi)
Everything but right now is completely imaginary.
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has facere amo. num enim grammaticam esse perfectam, nescio.
SCVTVM, Ferrarius facit, et gladium;
res domui ligneas, facit Lignarius;
viam (saepius autem otium) facit Ostiarius;
bona, illa omnia, sed… quid facit Cacarius?
Three things I hate about Latin:
I. That the sounding-out of its letters gets mistaken for the saying of its words. Poetry is a special case of language, but go ahead, sound like a dweeb when reading Cicero.
II. That all its speakers sound like they’re saying the fucking mass. If you enjoy such monotony, just say that shit in English.
III. That everyone clings to the rule of accenting the penult-antepenult in such a way, as to not piss off the pedants, and make “facit,” “EFficit,” and “AFficit” sound like three different verbs.
No, no, that shit is just too much. Listen, bro, ACCENTUS CUM RADICE SEMPER REMÁNET.
effícit. affícit. incípit. accípit. différunt. confért. dorks.